Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Hashtag single life?

Every time I get lonely I get reminded that I'm lucky to not have a man baby following me around expecting me to take care of him.

My wages aren't being garnished because a man baby crashed my car a year ago.

My independence isn't at stake because a man baby doesn't have a real job and they can't take those dollars from him.

And you want to marry this man baby? You think that's a good idea? You were proposed to before there was a ring to propose with? And that isn't a red flag to you?

Have fun with your man baby.

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